My favorite time of year....
Lemme tell you, I know that the majority of people love summer. That's what we look forward to all winter and when it comes, it's so great. I love it as well. But man alive, is there a better time of year then when fall first hits, and you come home from work, throw on a sweatshirt and just kinda curl up? This might be the gayest post I've ever made, but man. I love that. If I had enough wine gums to last me, im pretty sure that I'd be happy to never leave the house ever again.
And another thing. How the frick does Loblaws make such good chicken? It's like crack. Really really good crack. Now i'm sure you're asking yourself, "How the hell do you know what crack is like, John? Are you saying you've done crack?" No, that's not what im saying. But there was this girl I used to pick up at the bus station every Wednesday night during the fall and we'd come back to my place and well...you know...do what girls that you pick up at bus stations like to do... Anyways, I'd never seen a face light up the ways her did then when I'd pull out the crack that she'd so politely ask that I'd get for her every week. (By politely I mean, the way she'd start breaking all my dishes and cut up my couches if I didnt have any.) Anyways, I'd never seen someone enjoy something so much, until I started eating Loblaws chicken. So, there ya go. "Loblaw's Chicken. It's like really really good crack".
Now that I think about it, I kinda miss her. Maybe it's not the weather at all, maybe she's the reason this is my favorite time of year...
1 comment:
You need to get Laid.
And then eat some chicken.
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