Why the hell are newspapers so big?

Seriously. Why do newspapers have to be the size of a tablecloth? Doesnt it seem a bit ridiculous?

Have you ever tried to read a newspaper on a bus? You cant. You've got this huge 12' x 8' sheet of ink covered paper, crammed in next to some poor person who's trying not to get a wild elbow in the face.

Then, there's trying to read a newspaper outside if it's even remotley windy. Forget about it. You'd might as well spend your day trying to paint a kite with a tiny paint brush.

So, now, you're probably saying, well you can read it at the table while you're having breakfast. Bullshit. I've tried. Its not happening.

In closing. 'F' you newspapers.