It is 2006 right?

Cure for Polio? Check.

Penicilin? No problem.

Man on the moon? About 60 years ago.

Seedless watermelons? Better believe it.

A shirt or pair of pants that when dried doesnt shrink? You got it. Wait. What? They cant do that? You're kidding!

Seriously, why the hell is it that I still have to be careful what I put in the dryer? I just spent 1.50 to dry,like, 10 pairs of underwear and socks and a couple tshirts. Everything else cant go in there. Bullshit. Doesnt make sense. And it wouldnt be a big deal, but I've gotta scrounge around for that 1.50. Why? Because the machine only takes 1 loonie and two quarters. What's that you say? You got 2 dimes and a nickel? Too bad. You got 6 quarters? Get outta here with that sh*t. No siree bob, you better have 1 loonie and 2 quarters.

I mean, I dont wanna sound like a retard here but what year is it? How can we fly things to Mars, but I cant dry my shirts? It is 2006 right?