Good ol' fashion Friday night

Good ending to a good week. It was stressful, creative and even a bit horny at times. But the week has come to an end in a good way. Kelly came over, we just kinda chilled for a while, and it was cool. Now, I just gotta find things to do for the rest of the weekend.

I've got a craving to feed my brain tomorrow. I dont know what Im going to do. Maybe the War Museum, or maybe a movie (there's nothing really good playing though). Someone from work suggested the Art gallery, and usually when she suggests something, I end up liking it and appreciating the suggestion. Maybe I'll do that.

Or maybe I'll wake up at Noon, and walk around all day in my underwear and then around 3:30 I'll realise I havent done anything all day and then find something to do.

Anyone want to do anything?

An Update

Well, its 10, and I just got home from work. No biggy. What I was working on was really fun, so the time kinda flew by.

The real good news though, is that due to the real long day, and the fact that im starving....Im no longer horny. So all you ladies that were OH so worried. Can stop worrying. Wait. Ladies? Ladies? Are you telling me there werent any worried ladies?

Time for some KD. MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Love,
John

It's gonna be a long day...

SO, it's been a real good week, everything is going really good. At work, at home, everything. But I can sense today's going to be different.

Im SO horny. For real. And I know that's probably not something you write about in a blog, but AHHHH! I dying over here. I've just gotta keep myself busy, and not really focus on it today. I've got about 30 minutes before I leave for work, and then I just gotta keep movin. But it's not going to be easy.

This isnt the first time this has happened. In fact it's been happening more and more lately, but I know that I just gotta make it through today and tomorrow I should be fine. Now. The weekend is a whole other story, but we'll see.

It's gonna be a long day...

It is 2006 right?

Cure for Polio? Check.

Penicilin? No problem.

Man on the moon? About 60 years ago.

Seedless watermelons? Better believe it.

A shirt or pair of pants that when dried doesnt shrink? You got it. Wait. What? They cant do that? You're kidding!

Seriously, why the hell is it that I still have to be careful what I put in the dryer? I just spent 1.50 to dry,like, 10 pairs of underwear and socks and a couple tshirts. Everything else cant go in there. Bullshit. Doesnt make sense. And it wouldnt be a big deal, but I've gotta scrounge around for that 1.50. Why? Because the machine only takes 1 loonie and two quarters. What's that you say? You got 2 dimes and a nickel? Too bad. You got 6 quarters? Get outta here with that sh*t. No siree bob, you better have 1 loonie and 2 quarters.

I mean, I dont wanna sound like a retard here but what year is it? How can we fly things to Mars, but I cant dry my shirts? It is 2006 right?

Seriously

How is it even remotely possible that I have trouble picking up at bars, when I have a stellar approach like this...



So smooth it hurts.

Why the hell are newspapers so big?

Seriously. Why do newspapers have to be the size of a tablecloth? Doesnt it seem a bit ridiculous?

Have you ever tried to read a newspaper on a bus? You cant. You've got this huge 12' x 8' sheet of ink covered paper, crammed in next to some poor person who's trying not to get a wild elbow in the face.

Then, there's trying to read a newspaper outside if it's even remotley windy. Forget about it. You'd might as well spend your day trying to paint a kite with a tiny paint brush.

So, now, you're probably saying, well you can read it at the table while you're having breakfast. Bullshit. I've tried. Its not happening.

In closing. 'F' you newspapers.

Good morning, good morning!

Wow. What a difference this morning vs. yesterday. Gonna be a good day. I can feel it. Coffee's a brewin, football starts at 1 and then im going to work at night for a while.

Not much else going on. Stayed home yesterday and tried to get over that hangover. Watched the UFC PPV at night. Just awesome. That sport is just ridiculously awesome.

Oh. Coffee's ready.

MMMMMMMMMmm...good stuff. SO, anyways, this are on the upswing. Looking forward to getting a slurpee in a couple hours (its the simple joys in life, people!) and having a meatball sandwich while watching the game. How can that not be a good day?

Jesus...What a night...

Im friggin hungover. Nothing more to type. I need a coffee.

Find the dweeb!

Well, it's 9:30 and I've got nothing to write about. So, I thought I'd post these two pictures from when I was a kid and in Tae Kwon Do. I found them online the other day. Can you find the dweeb?





Now that you're done finding the dweeb. Can you with a serious face, actually say that you believe that I've ever actually had sex with a girl?

Seriously?

Didnt think so.

World's First Two Gay Guys

Check out this link, too funny, Will Ferrell and Norm MacDonald from Norm's new CD "Ridiculous". Apparently this CD was something like 10 years in the making, and the part of Will Ferrell was originally played by Chris Farley. But he died the day before he was supposed to record the bit.

Take a listen.

World's First Two Gay Guys

Idea for a Movie

So, I've got this idea for a movie. Its totally at the earliest of stages. But what about this.

It's about a guy, who decides that he doesnt want his family to see him as he becomes elderly, so he decides to say goodbye and start a new life, without anyone, at age 60. So he basically says goodbye, and then begins a new life, from scratch.

Anything there? I dunno. Gonna explore it more I think.

My favorite time of year....

Lemme tell you, I know that the majority of people love summer. That's what we look forward to all winter and when it comes, it's so great. I love it as well. But man alive, is there a better time of year then when fall first hits, and you come home from work, throw on a sweatshirt and just kinda curl up? This might be the gayest post I've ever made, but man. I love that. If I had enough wine gums to last me, im pretty sure that I'd be happy to never leave the house ever again.

And another thing. How the frick does Loblaws make such good chicken? It's like crack. Really really good crack. Now i'm sure you're asking yourself, "How the hell do you know what crack is like, John? Are you saying you've done crack?" No, that's not what im saying. But there was this girl I used to pick up at the bus station every Wednesday night during the fall and we'd come back to my place and well...you know...do what girls that you pick up at bus stations like to do... Anyways, I'd never seen a face light up the ways her did then when I'd pull out the crack that she'd so politely ask that I'd get for her every week. (By politely I mean, the way she'd start breaking all my dishes and cut up my couches if I didnt have any.) Anyways, I'd never seen someone enjoy something so much, until I started eating Loblaws chicken. So, there ya go. "Loblaw's Chicken. It's like really really good crack".

Now that I think about it, I kinda miss her. Maybe it's not the weather at all, maybe she's the reason this is my favorite time of year...

Awesome Day

Now. This is how a Tuesday should go. Just a really good day. Sure, it was a little crummy out, but man. It's days like today, where I realize why it is that I love my job so much. I think it was one of the most creative feeling days I've had since I started working.

And to top it off, the day ended with going to a wrestling show at the Corel Center. (woah, was that every single girl within 50 miles of me collectively groaning?)

Im going to bed, before something bad happens. Dont want to tempt fate.

All in all, an awesome day.

Next time life's got you down....

Just thank God that you aren't this guy....

http://www.myspace.com/warriorontheedgeoftime

6:30 and I'm still at work

Well, It's Monday. Pretty quiet day. Not a whole lot going on. Im at work and bored so I thought I'd might as well write something.

So, I gotta take the bus home. No big deal. The only thing is, once again, I forgot my friggin MP3 player. What's the deal with that? Everytime that I dont get a ride, I end up forgetting it. Which means I get to listen to all the crazies and fat crazies ramble on the bus. Whoo! God, I hope none of what I hear is actually retained by my brain....

Im starving. Argh. And I've got no food in my house. Double argh. I have the urge to order something when I get home, but I think I've gotta fight that urge and go get some groceries. I think it'll all depend on what kind of crazies I see on the bus. If I see more fat crazies then skinny crazies, then I'll probably go get groceries. If not, I think im gettin pizza. I never thought the day would come where the more fat people I saw, the better it would be for me.

I guess that's what happens when it's 6:30 and you're still at work.

Check this out

I had to post this. My friend Barry sent this to me last night, and I just think it's awesome.

When I hear things like this, it brings me back to the days in TBay when our group of friends would get together and just do wacky/creative stuff. Then, I think about what we'd be churning out now if we were all still together. It'd be crazyness.

Anyways, take a listen. Im off to go get a slurpee and make my Pro-Line picks, then it's football time.

High School Announcements - By: Barry Fitzpatrick

How do you know that you REALLY need a cup of coffee?

When you get out of the shower and go to grab a cup and realise that you filled the machine with water and a filter, but forgot to put the actual coffee in. Mmmmm boiled water.

Who needs Thursdays?

I've gotta say, today was alot better of a day. It's still rainy out, and I still had to work on the same crummy episode, but I managed to finish it and get it over with. So maybe that's why it was better.

All I know is, all day I was thinking, "Man I wish it was Friday!" and "Why isnt it Friday?". I wasnt thinking that yesterday, and yesterday was a much worse of a day. So I ask you, who needs Thursdays?

Question

How come Chinese Food restaurants never give you the total when you order your food? You always have to ask. Don't you want people to kind of have their money ready when you get to their house?

I wonder if next time, if I dont ask, I can pretend like I thought it was free when they bring it to my door. Worth a try.

Before I forget...

This made me laugh today.....

Ugh.

What a day. It's rainy out, and I sat in front of my computer editing an episode of the show that im working on, that just plain stinks. There's nothing funny in it, it doesnt make sense, and the guy who did the story board didnt draw full panels, for about 90% of the panels. So I have to resize every single one to make it fit full screen. Ugh.

Im starving and it's raining, and I have no food in the house. Which means I've got to order in. Guess that alright, but I really wanted to go the grocery store. It's a real utopia in the Grocery store. No matter what the weather, its the same, crisp, perfect temperature, bright, I'm convinced that when you get to heaven, it's just one big produce department. Ok, maybe not.

Anyways, that was my day. Cup of coffee after cup of coffee, trying to make it through unfunnyness.

On another note, the goatee has one more day before it becomes a moustache for a day, and then it's smooth skin a sailin. So, any ladies out there that wanna make out and get whisker burn, only 1 day left! Oh look, I can see the line up starting already. Wait. That's just the empty hallway beside me.

Time to order my food. Ugh.

Did I seriously just walk home?

Answer: Yes.

So, for whatever reason,(actually the reason is cause my friend that usually gives me a ride was working late) I decided to walk home from work today. Kind of a long walk. Really long actually. Well, not as long as I thought. About 50 mins. I was going to walk a 1/4 of the way and then get some bus tickets and get on the bus, but every intersection I got to had a walk signal. How can I not take that as some kind of sign? Wait. I guess they were signs...

Anyways, so I walked. I think I'm going to do that more often. Only next time I'll bring my MP3 player. Traffic gets pretty monotonus after awhile.

I discovered two things while I was walking home. The first is that it's really annoying when you have to pass someone while your walking, because it takes SOOOO long. There is always about a 45 sec awkward moment while you're in the process of passing them. And about 5 -10 of those seconds you're actually walking beside the person. Awwwwwwkward.....

The other thing I found out is that while I'm walking, and I'm thinking about something, every so often, my brain kind of becomes a broken record, and I think the same thing over and over again. Like, the same sentence over and over again. I hope I'm not alone on this. Cause if I am, then maybe I'm going crazy. (That's right, going, as in, I'm not quite there yet)

One other thing, before I go shower and make dinner. I might be crazy (see above) but I dont know how to take something that happened today at work. For the last week and a half, i've been growing out a goatee. Maybe it's a good idea, maybe it's not. Not quite sure yet. But today as I was leaving work, a girl at work decided to come out and tell me that she didnt like the goatee. Isn't that weird? I mean, I didnt ask. In fact, I was just walking by and she started the conversation. But who does that? I thought you weren't supposed to say anything unless you have something nice to say?(I swear my mom said that once...)

The truth is, I'm not sure if I like it. And I dont really think I'll keep it. I dont think I could kiss a girl with it. (Not that I see that happening any time soon) But, it's this weird self concious thing where I dont think I'd be comfortable doing it. So I know the goatee's days are numbered. But who just comes out and tell someone they dont like their goatee, when they dont even ask? I dunno, just kind of struck me the wrong way. Plus, now, if I shave it off she'll think it's cause she said something. So I've got to keep it longer. Argh. Mom was right, don't say anything unless you have something nice to say.

September 11th

Wow.

I remember being in college when September 11th happened. It seems like yesterday that my english teacher was saying, that this was a big thing, and that we were to go to the cafeteria and watch CNN.

Now, I find myself sitting here, 5 years ago, for the first time listening to Howard Stern as he broadcasts during 9-11. It's so intense. I dont know what to say. What a feeling it must have been, to be anywhere near New York that day. What a feeling it was for everyone that day.

I live in Canada, and I feel like I shouldnt understand the devestation that happened that day. But I guess that's what makes us all so equal, right? I dont think you cant help but feel this way when you relive that day.

Totally insane.

And what, since that day, has changed? Are we any safer?

A Deal

Ok, well, after a year or so of thinking about it, I've finally decided to jump on the "Blog Bandwagon". I'm sure I'll be done with this (and have realised that no one's reading) in about a week, but I'm going to do my best to keep going as long as I can.

Let's see what happens....