The Big Book of John

So, as you can see, I havent posted in awhile. I really had nothing to say. Kind of lazy'd around all weekend, and not much else going on. But im at work, its 11:15 and im exporting something (which takes about an hour). So I figured I would write. I still had nothing to talk about, and was actually going to talk about the delicious orange im eating, but thankfully for all of you, something else came up.

I found (well, Kevin found) the BIG BOOK OF JOHN!

Here's the story, Somtime in 2005, a guy named Jordan started as a Production Assistant at my work. He sat up at the front of the studio with all of the rest of the production staff. I always go hang up there whenever im doing something like exporting for an hour (thankfully for them, I've now got this blog, so they can get some work done). Anyways, I guess sometimes (that's right sometimes) I have been known to go say some stupid things. Well, Jordan took it upon himself to start keeping track of those things, and didnt tell me. One day, he decided to show me what he's been doing and what has since been known as the Big Book of John. Of course, Jordan doesnt work here anymore and the book no longer has any new additions, but thankfully, due to modern technology the interent will always be home to the proof, that I may in fact be mildly retarded.

So without further adieu....